Why hello there Tumblr!
I haven’t seen you in a while! Perhaps we should catch up? Things are looking so great right now!! So I guess I’ll start with Jake and preschool. He’s doing pretty good, I’m so very proud of him! He improves every single day, and it is so awesome to watch. I’m so glad I enrolled him! Next on the list, home life! Now that we have a semi regular schedule,...
Because we are racist hoes...LOL!
Me: Didn't you say you were bringing me the Doritos?
Melanie: You know, there's this law in the constitution, against slavery?
Me: Yep, that only applies for black people. :)
I just had the single greatest dream of my life. :D
Melanie: I just came up with a status update for FB that I won't actually post.
Melanie: 'This steak is bloodier than Chris Nelson's Vagina.'
Sarah: Anything that bloody no one wants to eat. HAHAHAHAHA!! I'm totally posting that on Tumblr!!!!
This is an 81 Honda! How dare you!!– Vince ‘employee of the month’
My muscles may mutiny on me!
I spent 7 hours today in my moms yard! I mowed, pruned, raked, bled and sweat all over the place. I’m pretty sure I won’t be able to move in the morning….
I wonder why Alan Rickman (Professor Snape) doesnt...
Its because he doesn’t want them sold on Ebay. I’ve heard that he said he’ll start signing ‘Potter’ after the series is over with, but so far that isn’t true.
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I just had the worst afternoon/evening I’ve had in my life. The shame of it, is that morning was spectacular, never would have anticipated the crying in the bathroom, or the parking lot of the Chinese place.
Robert came upstairs last night and told me that Loki had diarrhea when he went potty. I was almost asleep, and already in a pretty foul mood, and that news woke me right up. After a few bouts of crying, and 45 minutes of Internet research and a carefully laid out list of natural remedies I finally went to bed at 3am. This morning Robert took Loki to the vet and had him tested, and he tested...
I’m beginning to question people’s ability to comprehend plain English. For example: if I were to say, “Leave me alone.” That would translate to something like “I want to be without people.” Or, “I would like the company of myself.” OR, if I’m feeling particularly bitchy, “Get the fuck away from me.” Either way you wanna look at...
Thanksgiving Needs A Revamp.
Sarah: Thanksgiving needs to be revamped, they need Tacos and burritos and egg rolls! Need to make this shit cultural!
Melanie: It IS cultural, I'm sure there are Mexican Christians...Oh, wait...
Sarah: Wow. Really!?
I despise being awake this early.
When it rains, it pours.
So I was in the process of taking off silver/black sharpie markings off of a picture I received in the mail that was without a doubt a secretary signature, and not an authentic one from the person I mailed it to, which involves wiping acetone on the picture and it takes it right off without damaging the picture…. My desk was probably the wrong place to be doing this. The markings...
Thank CHRIST I'm not a marriage counselor.
Those people deserve a medal, or some sort of celebratory party, or at the very least a very tasty cookie. I will say this, people don’t deserve each other. If there is anything I’ve learned about relationships from 6 years of marriage, it’s the following things: 1. If you put the other persons feelings first, and they do the same, you’ve got it made. 2. When...